Daph aka Vladimir, born and raised on a pile of goo(like a blob). This is for sure the most slipper…erm…something to ever be seen by regular people.
Laking the arms, he lets a trace of disgusting radioactive material, that can be armful just to himself covering the streets with such elegance(not!!!).
He’s at the moment the most useless guy ever to be seen…but then again…yeah thats it!
(The following bio most be read in Runglish(English+Russian) to get the most impact upon reading.)